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Joke for the weekend---Alberta Morals taught young

 
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:26 pm    Post subject: Joke for the weekend---Alberta Morals taught young Reply with quote
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating", her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, it might be OK in Ontario & British Columbia, BUT we're not having any of that shit in Alberta."

have agood weekend boyz
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